Born on April Fool’s Day. Descendant of Kintpuash. Attended first concert, The Who/Three Dog Night, at 5 years old. Did not speak for two days after Jackson was killed on The White Shadow. First “complicated” bass line ever learned, Strutter, KISS. Lets dog sleep on the bed. Likes avocados, beer and black licorice. Dislikes litterbugs, WAL*#%MART and cars that hog the passing lane. Can dance bulerias but aspires to siguiriyas. Thinks Gregory Peck is the most handsome movie star of all time.